Evan

Gay

Addie: Hey did you see Evan making his TERRIBLE quesadillas ?

Madi: Yeah he’s so gay!

Evan by iambetterthanuineveryway January 3, 2020

Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

Evan by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Evan

sucks dick on the daily

Evan really likes to suck dick

Evan by samuel sucks January 21, 2020

Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

Evan by bob.vance January 21, 2020

Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

Evan by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 29, 2020

Evan

A dick head

Evan is a dick head

Evan by NigerianBasketWeaver January 31, 2020

Evan

Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.

Who's your boyfriend?
You wouldn't know him but he's an Evan

Evan by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020