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pre-scrotal cortex 

The limbo between one's ass and balls.
My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

Sweet scrotal milk 

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.
Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!

Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.) 

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

SLA (scrotal leg adhesion) 

When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)

Going Scrotal 

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
Ah hell no, I'm going scrotal on that fool!
Going Scrotal by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017

Scrotaint 

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.
Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.
Scrotaint by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020