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Revolver magazine 

an American "hard rock" magazine that covers everything from metal legends like Pantera and Sabbath, to flavor-of-the-week pop punk like My Chemical Romance. They could leave behind the crap, but they'd loose a lot of money that way. Much like Rolling Stone magazine, Revolver seems more concerned with selling copies of their rag than spreading good music or supporting the scene.
Ugh! Can you believe Revolver magazine had the nerve to call Slipknot "death metal"? They make me sick.

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Resolved 

Indicating a pointless attempt that is doomed to failure. Proven true by Bush's invasion of Afghanistan.
"It has been resolved that the United States will declare war with Afghanistan."
Resolved by Slow XxX Learner April 5, 2010
Revove = Romeve = Roveeen = Vorome = ....

Basacaly, this mean remove but form someone who cant type or splel.
Please revove that from my cavity!

How can I revove myself when I haven't even been instrettid???
revove by Proffesor of speling (PDH) September 14, 2008

Velvet Revolver 

An ok band in terms of the music they play, made up from rejects from two good bands: Guns N' Roses and STP (well ok ONE good band). Scott Weiland is a fuckin twat who deserves to be beaten several times with a flaming 2 x 4 for creatin an ok band from a great band, the prick
Velvet revolver kiss gnr's ass anyday
Velvet Revolver by Axel Prose September 25, 2006

Velvet Revolver 

A very shitty band which started when Duff asked me to sing for his new band, "The Project". I'm in it along side some bald idiot, a half-nigger who rehashes his solos and tweaks them slightly, a horrible bassist who only plays with a pick, and an overrated drummer who couldn't play his way out of a nutsack. We, as a band, are officially finished come April 1st and I'm restarting my original and god-like band, Stone Temple Pilots.
Velvet Revolver sucks in comparison to most 90's bands.

Velvet Revolver 

Yeah okay great. I hate Velvet Revolver. They will never, ever, ever amount to anything Guns N' Roses have ever done. Ever. The Velvets apparently "Want to bring some danger and grime back in rock n' roll". It has already been done, and by... you guessed it, Guns N' Roses. I hate Scott Weiland, and Slash is not even trying anymore. Have you noticed how fucking similar the riff to 'Fall to Pieces' is to 'Sweet Child O' Mine'?
Replace Axl with Scott Weiland, replace Gilby Clarke and Izzy Stradlin with a bald douchebag, then you've got yourselves a real shitter of a band.
Velvet Revolver by dude... March 1, 2005

Cock and Balls Revolver

A Revolver and is not only your Cock, but also your Balls.
"Don't make you me shoot Cock and Balls Revolver"
-Overheard from a citizen of Albion.