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Poodle Rat

She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.

She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.

Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.

Never trust a poodle rat.

*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"
Poodle Rat by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 17, 2016

Poodle Bear 

The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."
Poodle Bear by Ariesian February 10, 2019

Poodle-tude 

Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.
Poodle-tude by la1ne April 18, 2021

poodle_lover33 

A type of person who, despite the repercussions, seeks pleasure in knowing everything there is about the world. These facts may include various presidents' kinks, states' capitols, or even war criminals' favorite food. These types of persons should not be trusted with certain information because it WILL be used against you.
"OMG! Did you just tell me Hitler's favorite sex positions? How very poodle_lover33 of you" *smirks*
poodle_lover33 by tojipopsocket February 4, 2022

Poodle puncher 

Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world
Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night
Poodle puncher by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022

poodle balling

A sexual act in which ladies rub their vaginas together or onto one another for sexual stimulation.
At the bachelor party Joe and his friends watched a porn where ladies were kissing and poodle balling.
poodle balling by run2themax November 25, 2009