garden path 

In every male shortly after hitting puberty you start to grow pubic hair once this grows you get a "garden path". A stripe of hair leading from your belly button to your pubic area.

Oh fucking hell my garden paths itchy, dear god i need laid.

garden path by bigcohuna July 29, 2012

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

Sold up the garden path 

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).

The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.

Sold up the garden path by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005

Polite Path 

An occurrence when one is in a good mood, typically just finishing a good laugh when, suddenly they happen upon an individual they are not on speaking terms with but mistakenly greats them due to their euphoria at that particular time.

Joe was having a good laugh with his team when Jeff, who upset him yesterday, came out of nowhere and was immediately caught in his polite path.

Polite Path by md278 September 2, 2013

expedited path 

This is a term created by the FDA to designate a fast track approval for certain drugs that treat life threatening conditions.

Advanced Pharmaceuticals announces that the development of its new drug will follow an expedited path.

expedited path by fadikh May 20, 2016

Stalker-path 

One who is a crazy ass stalker and psychopath.

"Bro, you should totally hit your ex up."
"Wtf is wrong with you bro?! You know nicole is a stalker-path!"

Stalker-path by Slows August 9, 2016

serial path 

A mix between a serial killer and a psychopath

That serial path just murdered 25 kids

serial path by Timmy Bonner June 16, 2017