LOAF 

Love’s only a feeling

Love does not matter because LOAF, loyalty matters.

LOAF by Sadboi29 January 21, 2021

Loaf 

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

Loaf by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021

Loaf 

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

Loaf by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Loaf 

Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10

Loaf is such an awesome, handsome person. I wish I was Loaf.

Loaf by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

Loaf 

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

Loaf by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

Loaf 

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

Loaf by corvette120123 December 10, 2021

Loaf 

Big fat booth bitch you love

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf

Loaf by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022