Intermission Impossible

the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production

within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan

Intermission Impossible by Peter Greenwall March 18, 2013

Mission Impossible 

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

Mission Impossible by Itschrian January 26, 2018

But my lord, this is impossible! 

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.

"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

But my lord, this is impossible! by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

Missionary Impossible 

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

Missionary Impossible by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

missionary impossible 

Start having vaginal intercourse missionary style. Then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! This is called Missionary Impossible!

I was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.

missionary impossible by Avo NAzarian September 20, 2006

mission impossible 

when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"

Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.

mission impossible by Cloud April 28, 2004

mission impossible 

awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.

did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.

mission impossible by Pete (fucking awesome) June 4, 2004