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Nautical Dyslexia 

While coxing a rowing crew, you mix up your nautical terminology so the crew has no idea what you are talking about.
Since it was Brian's first time coxwaining, it became clear that if we just did the opposite of what he said the boat ran fine. He was experiencing Nautical Dyslexia.

Math dyslexia 

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia
“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”
Math dyslexia by Meghaladon December 18, 2017

kinesio dyslexia

Moving backwards and/or moving in the opposite direction
That girl must have kinesio dyslexia; she does all the punches and kicks backwards.

Twitter Dyslexia 

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

social dyslexia 

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.
Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.

Soul Dyslexia 

When a person can't spell but are considered dyslexic.
"Look at how Gimzo spelled that sentence she must have soul dyslexia "
Soul Dyslexia by omgitstrs November 11, 2020