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obnoxious compulsive 

When someone is completely unable to stop being a pain in the ass.
Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."

Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
obnoxious compulsive by schmuckaneers September 26, 2009
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cheater cheater compulsive eater 

A slang term from the Friends episode with the football game.
Ross: After the buzzer.

Monica: No it wasn't

Ross: Cheater cheater compulsive eater.

*everyone gasps dramatically*

C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)

An impulsion to play air drums whenever one hears a beat.
"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"

C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.

NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.
husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

Obsessive Compulsive SLAG Disorder 

-Someone who has obsessive compulsive slag disorder cannot help being a total slag, they have a problem.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.
"she's got Obsessive Compulsive Slag Disorder... no jokes"

Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder 

A case of effects similar to a regular case of OCD, but only targets fans of a on going franchise of "Sonic The Hedgehog". They think that the Old School Sonic Games are 90% about physics and 10% about everything else that made Sonic great. Which is obviously not true.

It said that Sonic OCD begins at a young age (around the ages of 6-8) were most of the Old School Sonic fans played Sonic 1, but do to their superior brain development they were able to deduct the physics of the game so well that it became the only thing the care about.

They also lack the ability to adapt to new things and deem them "frustrating" experiences because they suck so bad at it. This is due to the fact that the physics they are used too as 6-8 year olds aren't in the new games.

Due to this they can never enjoy any new Sonic Game that SEGA puts out, even if the are good as a whole.

EX: Sonic 4
Old School Sonic Fan: "What!!! Sonic doez not ROLLZZ down hill when I press downzzz...I have to hold the D-Pad to the right!!!!?"

*Mind Blown*

Regular Gamer#1: Sooo what up with that Guy?
Regular Gamer#2: Just ignore him, He has Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder

obsessive compulsive disorder 

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.
Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"