Retard Comeback 

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.

Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.

Retard Comeback by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017

Second Comeback 

When you made a comeback once, but then you do it again

“Yo, HSI made a second comeback”

Second Comeback by HSI Sugarland September 29, 2018

the comeback tour 

The comeback tour is, kickass.

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."

the comeback tour by Mark October 22, 2004

[DVD comeback] 

When you wait until a movie comes out on dvd and rental to see it.Done when you know you either cant get to the movies or are just broke.

Man i want to go see X-Men Origins but im broke,ill just catch its DVD comeback.

[DVD comeback] by Davion Williams May 16, 2009

aftermath comeback 

When you get into a argument and after it happens you come up with the perfect comeback.

AH! I should have said that! What a good aftermath comeback.

aftermath comeback by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

Southeast Comeback 

A football game where one team is beating the other by a large amount, but in the second half, the other team starts to come back only to lose by a touchdown or less.

“Did you see the football game last night? That was a close one!”
“Eh, they just had a Southeast Comeback”

Southeast Comeback by Gaberino December 17, 2018

Beta comeback 

Something to say when somebody in a non-personal argument makes a personal insult or taunt. The personal attacker is obviously bested in the original argument but has no balls to admit that he or she is wrong, thus they resort to an irrelevant personal attack.

Best used around other people. Makes them see what you see - the douchebag is just a hollow whiny-boy

“how the hell do you know that? like actually, do you have any evidence whatsoever?”
“Lick my ass crack”
“beta comeback”

“dude don’t go out, we gotta be in best shape for the game tomorrow”
“Get a life”
“beta comeback”

Beta comeback by piano_max July 1, 2019