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A blender is a black man that is also a bender!
This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!
Blender by Towser June 12, 2009

penis-blender 

a prostitute with crooked teeth
that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick
penis-blender by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006

Shit in a blender 

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010

Blondediet 

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"
Blondediet by Jenny L April 22, 2003

Blendercocked 

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.
"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."
Blendercocked by Elise Payne February 15, 2010

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.
I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!
Bean Blender by amtS13 March 24, 2011