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White Girl Syndrome 

1:When people in horror movies try to run, but trip on air and doesn't try to get up.When they don't trip, they stay still, scream, and get killed anyway. Due to the name, it is almost always white girls who experiences these moments in horror movies.

Extra symptoms of white girl syndrome is the killer being able to teleport into rooms that the White girl is about to enter, and getting scared by small bump-ins with fellow cast members.

(by little brother)
Person 1:Why did she just stand/sit there and get killed?
Person 2:She has White Girl Syndrome.

or

Black Girl: Don't open that door!

White Girl: *Opens then gets hatchet in head*
Black Girl: I told you not to go in there.
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white girl brush 

What most black girls used to describe a brush that white girls use the ones with the spaced-out bristles and the ball at the tip
Keisha can you bring me that white girl brush from out of the drawer in the bathroom so I can pull my hair into a ponytail
white girl brush by Urban Logic 101 December 11, 2017

white girl snap

A white girl's way of attempting to get down and funky. Usually a simple ass dance of swaying your hips and snappin' yo fingers.
Person 1: damnnn, that girl has some nice dance moves.
Person 2: Dude, she's only doing the WHITE GIRL SNAP.

White Girl Missing 

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.
Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

White Girl Celebrity Exception

When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.
Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.

"white girl" can't even 

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

white girl nirvana shirt

The action of wearing a shirt with a logo without knowing what it means