Tadpole vision 

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

Tadpole vision by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

rondo vision

Having the exceptional vision to see anything around you or in your peripheral range.

You and I both know he has rondo vision, that pass was behind his head!

rondo vision by gucci100000 October 30, 2012

Cryo Vision Holder 

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.

“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”

Cryo Vision Holder by smellyellee August 16, 2021

Teddy Bear Vision 

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

Teddy Bear Vision by xavy340 July 8, 2009

Vishal

A person who knows a lot of things about a lot of things.

He is very well informed on that matter. He's almost a Vishal.

Vishal by urbandictionary42069 December 27, 2019

4th gen main visual 

the one. the only. park sunghoon of enhypen.

Have you seen Park Sunghoon?? Yes omg, he’s the 4th Gen main visual.

4th gen main visual by alwlhs May 8, 2021

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008