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smegma fountain 

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.
The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.
smegma fountain by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

Smegma slap 

A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting
Smegma slap by chuck-pee-cheese November 6, 2010

Smegma Sunrise 

The act of collecting smegma under the foreskin until there is a ring of it. Then when masturbating, holding the foreskin closed when ejaculating. Then as a punishment for stinky pussy, holding the foreskin closed while peeing to create a charged shot of smegma, cum, and piss onto the woman’s face.
That girls pussy was so stank I had to give her a smegma sunrise.
Smegma Sunrise by Yvng_Sauce January 12, 2021

smegma nuts 

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma
Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn
smegma nuts by smeglord420 June 9, 2021

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.
After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

Smegma Cheese 

1. Dick Cheese

2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
Smegma Cheese by Diculator November 2, 2009