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pterodactyl 

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.
At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.
pterodactyl by SamwiseCrack June 5, 2017

pterodactyl claw 

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.
I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw

Pterodactyl Slap 

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd
"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
Pterodactyl Slap by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020

Pterodactyl personality 

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality

Pterodactyl 

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.
Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.
Pterodactyl by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021

Pterodactyl Syndrome

Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:

Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming

If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have

*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*
Pterodactyl Syndrome by HexTheManiac September 23, 2021