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A markes is a good looking guy with a kind heart, who is loved by many. But because of that fact many jelouse people tend to wish they were important enough to be a markes.
God i wish i could be a markes, but im not important enough!
Markes by TheTzar May 20, 2018

marker bee 

n. (pl. -ees) (derogatory) a higher-level university student employed by a professor to mark papers. Also known as a teacher's aide, or T.A. (Derived from WORKER BEE)
Professor Bombshell's over-zealous marker bees couldn't actually find anything wrong with my paper so they made shit up. I asked Bombshell to look it over himself and he agreed I should get a higher grade on it.
marker bee by William Knowles November 6, 2008

Marker Kid 

A kid who comes to school with markers smeared on his face, and who roars at kids across the cafeteria. This kind of kid wears trenchcoats, fedoras, and he always seems to smell like pot and nicotine.

This type of child enjoys reading Marvel magazines and creepy pasta fan fiction. Beware of the marker.
Girl: "Marker, you're so gross!"
Marker Kid: *Unattractive roaring*

Girl: "Marker kid."
Marker Kid by MarkerKidFandomPage February 24, 2017

Merkerson 

Large and in charge. A being of pure awesomeness sometimes compared to Thor in terms of relative power. Due to his ability to radiate pure awesome power it is necessary to wear sunglasses in his presence.
That dude is a total Merkerson
Merkerson by Magatoonie November 25, 2021

Marker-Head

A derogatory term for Unitologists from the Dead Space Universe
Come on Marker-head! Take your best shot!
Marker-Head by Porg009 March 14, 2022

expo marker 

edward: *opens new expo marker*
edward: *smells new expo marker*
edward: *ascends to heaven*
expo marker by i like benes May 7, 2021