Johan Huss Carlsson 

A lazy man in Sweden who is mental, eats tons of food, takes pictures of everyone and anything including screenshots, doesn’t care about anyone, wears kids clothes, has tons of money, and laughs at people who are dead

Johan: Yes boy
Anyone: What is this man child also known as a Johan Huss Carlsson doing now
Johan: Does stupid things

Johan Huss Carlsson by Imakewords1 December 29, 2021

Johan Venter 

a person who loves his girlfriend, a person who loves layla. I love you babe❤

hey do u know Johan venter

Johan Venter by Mr_venter August 18, 2017

Johan Santana 

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

Johan Santana by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 7, 2006

Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him

I’m in love with this Johan James Carey

Johan James Carey by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022

Johan syndrom 

When you not in school and only gaming osu with friends and genshin impact!!!!!

Johan was in home from school and played osu with friends. Thats called Johan syndrom

Johan syndrom by Furry meaning March 14, 2022

johan holgersson 

Johan Holgersson billionaire bodybuilder in Stockholm

Johan Holgersson own dream house for 100 million

johan holgersson by manager on Urban Dictionary December 11, 2016

Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side

Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.

Johan Maxén by Viking beast December 13, 2016