hans andersen 

A Danish Speedway rider who will be champion of the world. He is in a different league to Scott Nicholls.

- Who is that? he's amazing

- Oh Hans Andersen, he was sent by God himself

hans andersen by MiaMinty November 19, 2006

Hans Marius 

Norwegian male name which directly translated means cock. People who carry this name is often found sneaking around kindergardens hunting for kids to take home. A norwegian guy nicknamed "Lommemannen" was recently convicted for this kind behaviour. His real name was Hans Marius..

hey kids, watch out for that hans marius

mom, help me!

Hans Marius by macrofreak September 22, 2010

Hans Gehrke 

A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.

"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"

Hans Gehrke by T Dawg X February 27, 2009

Hans and Franzing 

When your using a pump on yourself, on another person, or in any other forms or fashion. Hans and Franzing is a reference to the old Saturday Night Live skits Hans and Franz. There slogan or hook was "We're going to pump, You up!

I'm totally over swole from too much Hans and Franzing! I look like king cobra.

Hans and Franzing by The blue pill April 4, 2017

hans martin 

Hans Martin is always one of the smartest students in his class. He aims for a good paying job, and high levels of education. He may sometimes be socially awkward, and really strict and serious about most stuff, but that's just how he is. He's also usually really good at sports, and is capable of nutting 3 times a day, because his name is Hans Martin

Damn, you nutted three times today? You may as well be a Hans Martin

hans martin by SGVRTR? March 15, 2019

Hans Discrimination

the unjust or prejudicial treatment especially on the grounds of Hans, Hans and Hans

Yo dude that's Hans discrimination you cannot do that!

Hans Discrimination by Ur nan678 March 22, 2019

Hans Christian 

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!

Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints

Hans Christian by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019