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essex gympasauras by roo January 13, 2004
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Essex Dweller
Extremely un-inteligent being. More close to the genetic structure of a cockroach than of a human. It is highly rare to find an Essex Dweller with more than 0.001 I.Q.
Essex Dweller by Danny Earp January 18, 2004
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essex smile
Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.
Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass
essex smile by Danielzilla December 28, 2007
essex hunt dance
a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.
essex hunt dance by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014
Essex handshake
A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.
I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley
Essex handshake by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016
essex ontario
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
essex ontario by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021
Essex breakfast
Essex breakfast by jmp28 February 22, 2022