Cripes 

Used to express annoyance, anger, or dismay.

An alteration of "Christ."

Cripes! I forgot my bloody dagger in the church!

Cripes by ohdiesel June 1, 2004

Criss cross applesauce 

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

Criss cross applesauce by singstar319 June 19, 2011

War Crimes 

"Rules" that aren't that important to listen to.

Bob: Hey! Genocide is a war crime!
Bill: War crimes dont matter. who cares?

War Crimes by SomeSovietBloke December 8, 2021

crips 

Though the media portrays the members of this and other gangs as victims of American society, the proof shows this isn't the case. Gangs with L.A. origins usually flower where lazy and unchallenged youth live. In their minds the gang members think they are courageous and independent. This couldn't be further from the truth. The 'gangsters' aren't courageous because they shoot from moving cars and often hit innocent victims and because they only fight when the odds are overwhelmingly in their favor. Also they are not independent as they usually dress alike, act alike, collectively do nothing creative, and are dependent on government assistance for most of their lives. The happiest person is a recovering gangster.

All crips have the same desire: to became famous in their own minds.

crips by California1800 November 3, 2007

Cris 

Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Cris. He has a sexy smile and his big tan arms are the best place to be. He is an amazing man and deff the best husband ever! He has the greatest personality ever and is very fun to be around!

Woah did you see that super amazing awesome guy walk down the hall?!" "Yeah dude that's Cris

Cris by the best wife ever November 22, 2011

707 mafia crips

A gang in Santa Rosa, ca. It is one of the smaller sets. Santa Rosa mostly has asian crips, nortes, and surenos. There's also Valley Oak crips there which is mostly Eritreans.

707 mafia crips are out here, but not very deep

707 mafia crips by rudeboibayarea March 11, 2011

bloods and crips 

People who lack the mental power to read. Having this mental disability causes them to lash out at other people with the same disability. They have to wear colors to recognize who is on their side because they cannot tell friends from enemies. They pretend to be tough but are such big pussies they will not go anywhere without a large number of people wearing the same colors.

When they fight they hold their guns diagonal towards the sky with one arm out and move their wrist downwards to point the gun (this is known as holding it "ghetto stlye" and is the trademark of their mental inability which causes a 200% drop in accuracy) at opposing gangs or police.

50 (or fiddy) cent and Snoop Dogg both claim to be from the bloods and crips.

50 cents inability to read and Snoop Doggs missing teeth support this claim.

bloods and crips by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006