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I crash my camel toe bridge 

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.

Crazy Camel 

A form of pornogomy where the female sprends out her body with her head on the males lap and the long haired male (not to be mistaken as another female)leans over and sucks her soul out.
The Xavier Girls saw Brio preforming the Crazy Camel in a movie theatre.
"Who is that girl with Brio?" asked one.
"I don't know, lets throw shit at them!" said the other.
Crazy Camel by tealsand January 20, 2006

got camel 

are you gay?
hey maevski got camel?
got camel by daniel maevski March 7, 2003

Burning the Camel's Toe 

Smoking a cigarette down to and past the filter, usually in desperation. Taken from Camel cigarettes, where the image of the camel is printed on the filter with its feet towards the burning end. Similar to roaching a spliff.
I know it's been difficult trying to cut back on cigarettes, but you're burning the camel's toe.
Burning the Camel's Toe by crs.one December 18, 2012

Salty Camel 

A term to describe a woman who has large vaginal lips that taste very salty.
She is a fucking salty camel.
Salty Camel by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

screaming camel 

WARNING- FOR ACTIVE MILITARY ONLY!!

A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.
The only reason we found Bin laden was because we used waterboarding and the secret screaming camel technique.