blindly optimistic 

often associated with a person who is optimistic to the point that they seem to forget or ignore the obvious shittiness of the situation or activity

dude we got to try harder, we are about to fail

at least we tried and at least we had fun...

you are too blindly optimistic

so, at least I'm optimistic

(to others) i rest my case

blindly optimistic by bravo-tango-7-2-7-4 May 26, 2018

Belinda 

Belinda is a rare name and therefore a rare breed. For one, she genuinely enjoys ALL types of music - from modern music to even the very old 16th century music. She also enjoys reading a lot. For her, as long as it’s a book with words in it, she could keep herself occupied with it!

She also loves herself very much, but not in a narcissistic way, and cares so much about those who are closest to her. She wouldn’t like to hear anything bad about someone she’s close to.

She is very patient and calm most of the time, but in case she ever loses it… well, who knows what could happen? She comes off as very sensitive, but she hides it well enough so you wouldn’t notice that easily. She also isn’t afraid to hide her imperfections because she understands that she is human, too.

She has a really good sense of humor and that’s exactly how she maintains a great friendship with everyone. She is also quite intelligent and wise enough to understand whatever is good and bad for her, which is why she doesn’t trust anyone too quickly.

To anyone who is friends with someone sharing this name: Congrats! You’ve found a diamond for a friend, so never lose it!

Bruh! Belinda’s sense of humor is just WACKY! Lmaoooo!!!

Belinda by Little_big_turtle_lol November 23, 2021

john bland 

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

john bland by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

the binding of you 

the binding of you is a rip-off of the binding of Isaac

the binding of you is a rip-off of the binding of Isaac

the binding of you by random_dude96 February 6, 2022

organizing your binder 

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

organizing your binder by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

Blinding Beaver 

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.

Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.

Blinding Beaver by reignMAKER December 14, 2010

Apple Blindness 

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

Apple Blindness by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011