Viennese three-way 

A sexual encounter involving three people, two of whom are classical musicians. This gives the sex act an intriguing dynamic. Gender doesn't matter.

When Ted was in Chicago last week he scored a Viennese three-way with a couple of hot violinists.

Viennese three-way by gravity train January 24, 2009

Alabama Three Way 

In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.

During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.

Alabama Three Way by ZentaiKitty May 14, 2012

Alhberg Three Way 

Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.

Ed had an Alhberg three way last night with his weiner dog peanut

Alhberg Three Way by Dickhammer February 12, 2009

Schrödinger's Three Way 

1) A sexual position with a single partner where visual and auditory stimuli are temporarily deadened. At that point in time one is in a superposition where penetration is occurring in all orifices simultaneous. Upon the return of auditory and visual stimuli, the wave form collapses and only one orifice is being penetrated.

2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.

1) "I had the most amazing time last night. My girlfriend put earplugs on me then we started having sex. Right when I was about to finish she put a blind fold on me and I felt like I experienced Schrödinger's Three Way!"

2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"

Schrödinger's Three Way by Dr. Whom November 9, 2012

Penn State three way 

Dan, Maple and Jack all night

Dan had a Penn State three way with maple and Jack because that is all you can do at penn state.

Penn State three way by merkII April 9, 2010

Taco Three-Way 

A taco you get from Chipotle or other fine Mexican eatery that has 3 different types of meat.

Employee: What can I get you today?
Joe: I'll have the Taco. Make it a Taco Three-way; steak, chicken, and barbacoa.
Employee: Coming up.

Taco Three-Way by miketacoman November 17, 2014

Arkansas three-way

A group sex act involving three people, two of which are family members

I finally talked my girlfriend and her smokin' hot twin sister into an Arkansas three-way!

Arkansas three-way by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016