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Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.
Susan by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017
D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
Susan by Phannieanon June 2, 2019
A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.
What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken
Susan by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020
Touchdown❗️Oh wait...I haven’t counted all the stars in Susan’s eyes..
Susan by anonymous October 22, 2020
Based on Susan Walters, an emergency room nurse for 30 years who survived an attempted murder on her life by a hit man in Oregon. She fought like a warrior, killed her attacker and still showed incredible compassion towards her ex-husband for ordering the hit. A Susan is a prepared fighter who won’t back down in protecting themself or others. If they have to end you they will, but they won’t enjoy it because they value human and are very empathetic.
Wow! Did that person seriously just get hit by another driver and rush over to see if they’re okay? What a total Susan.
Susan by Kraken Attaq January 24, 2021
Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.
"You got an A+? Susan!"