Susan 

Susan will f$ck you up!
Don’t mess playa, there ain’t nothing broken or cutesy about dis woman. Get ready to rumble!

Remember that time
You picked up a black eyed Susan.... oh wait what you didn’t....

Susan by AdvocateAmore May 27, 2020

Susan 

Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.

I wish I had a Susan.

Susan by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017

Susan 

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

Susan by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

Susan 

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

Susan by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan 

Down to earth personality.

Touchdown❗️Oh wait...I haven’t counted all the stars in Susan’s eyes..

Susan by anonymous October 22, 2020

Susan 

Based on Susan Walters, an emergency room nurse for 30 years who survived an attempted murder on her life by a hit man in Oregon. She fought like a warrior, killed her attacker and still showed incredible compassion towards her ex-husband for ordering the hit. A Susan is a prepared fighter who won’t back down in protecting themself or others. If they have to end you they will, but they won’t enjoy it because they value human and are very empathetic.

Wow! Did that person seriously just get hit by another driver and rush over to see if they’re okay? What a total Susan.

Susan by Kraken Attaq January 24, 2021

Susan 

Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.

"You got an A+? Susan!"

Susan by TheQueenOfDucks, Saint April 4, 2021