stainedminaj 

best person on stan twitter. ended fay, nora, tee and sammi

stainedminaj >>>>> the whole of stan twitter

stainedminaj by fentyamor is my king June 16, 2021

cock stained balls 

When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.

Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...

cock stained balls by Jacques Leroux November 9, 2015

stained 

Refers to being completely hammered. Generally someone is stained if they deny being drunk at all but are completely gassed. Derived from shit-stained.

Dave, exams are done,you wanna get stained?

stained by jakester17 March 2, 2008

Shit stained keyboard 

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

Shit stained keyboard by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

Shit-Stained Balls 

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.

"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.

Shit-Stained Balls by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011

Steinered

To accidentally lure others into believing something monumental has just occurred, when in fact that which has occurred is quite routine or mundane. Named after Los Angeles Dodgers radio announcer Charley Steiner, who thinks every ball hit into the sky is a goddam grand slam.

“I thought that ball that Cody hit into the night was a sure goner, but when I saw the outfielder catch it in the shallow outfield, I realized I Steinered myself.”

Steinered by desiWHO June 2, 2019

poo-stained man pole 

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

poo-stained man pole by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007