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A euphamism for penis, usually used on internet forums.
Would you like to see a pic of my sPine?
sPine by Simon Sipovsky May 24, 2007

i will kick you in the spine!

say this to anyone you hate.
then do it.
as hard as you can.
to make them in pain.
and see them suffer.
and spit in thier mouth as they are rolling on the floor in aggony.
then smack them in the throat as hard as you can so you can watch them cry.
laugh at them and make sure they wish they were dead.
really nice person: hey i havent seen you in ages!

reallyy cool, horrible person: i dont care, i hope you die.

really nice person: ah im sure you dont mean that!

really cool, horrible person: fuck off, i hate you. (spits in his face)

really nice person: i cant belive this. why do you hate me so much? i thought we were best friends? remember?

really cool, horrible person: fuck off or i will kick you in the spine!

really nice person: i only want to catch up with you! i havent seen you in ages!

really cool, horrible person: you are an idiot and i hope your family dies. (kicks him in the spine as hard as he can and sends him to the floor screaming for help. he spits in his mouth as he screams for help and is sick all over his face whilst he is lying on the floor in pain!:D)

really cool , horrible person: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE TO SEE YOU IN PAIN! I HOPE ALL YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED AND I WISH YOUU WERE DEAD!

really nice person: (crying and rolling around on the floor)
please! please dont hurt me! i was only trying to be nice!

really cool, horrible person: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LIVE! (he bends down and smacks the guy in the throat and watches him cry)

really nice person: please! stop it! ill do anything!

really cool, horrible person: NO! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS ANIMAL AND AN INSULT TO THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD PRAY TO DIE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!

coke spine 

n. A nasty backbone that sticks out, usually found on a sickly person who probably does coke.
That model had a coke spine.
coke spine by louis wain February 7, 2009

spine ebifita 

the arching of the back by a gay man/pansy
Girl 1: Look at him swinging his hips...but what's wrong with his back?
Girl 2: He got that spine ebifita
spine ebifita by Ms.R@ndom August 17, 2009

stiff spine 

a stiff spine is the act of ramming your penis so far up a girl's ass it acts as her spine.
i gave my girl a stiff spine
ouch...
was good for me so w/e
stiff spine by yedatsme August 13, 2010

Spine Jammer 

One who jams, implodes, shatters, spins, or twist a male's spine during homosexual intercourse. Resulting in the jammie (the one who's spine was deformed) having to use a wheel chair for a year to the rest of his life (depending on the force and intensity of the spine jammer). Could cause the full-body to be paralyzed.
Ian: "lets have sex"
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."
Spine Jammer by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014