Smoothie Hands 

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

Smoothie Hands by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

smoothie queef 

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

smoothie queef by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Smoothie Walk 

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.

"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.

Smoothie Walk by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009

Smoothie King 

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.

It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!

Smoothie King by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004

smoothie bowls 

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

smoothie bowls by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

smoothie surprise 

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

smoothie surprise by a blake October 16, 2008

smoothie cubes 

Awesome/Cool/Sweet!!

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!

smoothie cubes by sohotrightnow March 30, 2011