Because who makes soup in the fricken microwave? It might make you angery, so you just come in with your shirt over your head and ask, "y u makin soup?"
1. A girl who totally loves to fart.
2. She really likes to eat hot fudge.
3. She is an awesome singer.
4. Her driving skills are legit.
5. NOT A WHORE... or SLUT.... or SKANK...or SKLUT ( a slut that ran into a skank)
6. Has HUGE GINORMUS MELONS.. if you know what I mean.
" wow, that kylie girl.. man she has so big melons!"
"I love watermelons!"
"No, you idiot.. not that kind. But those are good too."
"Oh, you mean that Kylie "Makin' me horny" girl?"
"Yea dudde.. tats her!"
Two men - on all fours and facing in opposite directions - fucking each other doggy style at the same time. This act requires a double jointed meat shaft
Driving home from work the other night I caught Rick and Tony with my high beams out in the cornfield slovenian love makin....take that shit indoors you two crazy kids