LosersNeverWin

If You Don't Have a Drive Or Ambition U Will Never Win

Term used By LYNX SUPREME and WCMG

Those dudes Can't Fuck With us.... LosersNeverWin!!

LosersNeverWin by The Streets Talking July 7, 2011

laser 

Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.

Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

Bob: hahaha laser!

laser by cool_walking_ April 1, 2009

laser speed 

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

laser speed by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

Laser Gun Mirror 

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal

"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'

Laser Gun Mirror by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019

Hunter Laserna 

known for being the hostess with the mostest, a hunter laserna is someome who serves up entertainment at all time. you can count on a hunter laserna to go the extra mile anytime anywhere. it is also good to know that a hunter laserna will never back down. tell him you've always wanted a pet and he'll make sure an entire dog pound shows up in your front yard within 2-5 business days

person 1: I heard you got shot with a nerf gun on the lake
person 2: oh yeah, i told hunter laserna he couldn't do it and then he showed up with a speedboat

Hunter Laserna by hooooont October 21, 2020

laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

laser pointer by silvermanblue October 7, 2007

Layers of Irony 

Unironic: I am not gay

Ironic: I aM gAy *while clearly not gay*

Post ironic: man bro, you’re looking hot *taken sarcastically or said sarcastically, but is actually gay*

Meta ironic: *kisses homie and insists it isn’t gay. No one knows if he’s gay or not*

Hyper ironic: *becomes gay, but does so ironically*

Person 1: “bro that’s poggers”
Person 2: “did you just seriously say that?”
Person 1: “nah dude I’m just using layers of irony. I used it so ironically that I use it seriously, but it’s still ironic”

Layers of Irony by JohnTrolltrane January 19, 2022