prick index 

The Prick Index is a metaphor for the thorn of a rose. The levels of pricking are described as the amount of pain (number of thorns) we endure in different relationships from both men and women! The levels are arranged from one to ten, ten being the most severe pain and damage caused as illustrated in the trademarked book called “The Prick Index” created by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye.

Sponging Sam ~ prick index~ # 3
Charismatic and seductive, Sam sucks the life out of you! Financially and emotionally! He's a professional moocher. Have you met a Sponging Prick? Come read The PRICK Index and find out!

prick index by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye August 17, 2008

Ape Index 

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed

“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”

Ape Index by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019

heat index denial 

The notion that the heat index is a number made up by government conspiracy despite the fact the National Weather Service adopted the heat index in 1980 because it explains how relative humidity affects the temperature the body perceives. Heat wave denial was first said by Fox News Radio Host Dr Rush "I'm still a fat-ass, pill popping drug addict with more money than you'll ever see" Limbaugh on July 21, 2011. This was in response to the fact that almost 2/3 of the US was under some kind of heat advisory. In other words, Dr. Fatass wants you to trust what he says and not what your body tells you. Sad part is in this nation of retards and dumb fucks, there are many who believe what this bloated bag of gas and drugs has to say.

Mike: Terry just told me the heat index is a hoax.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.

heat index denial by fauxnewsbuster July 25, 2011

facepalm index

How frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.

Can be abbreviated as "FPI."

"Dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!"

"Yeah, he wasn't too bright. Facepalm index: 17."

facepalm index by timdub December 13, 2012

pinky, middle and index finger up 

This means they are a sad gay loner, with a hairy shit covered cum stained taint you don’t want to associate yourself with. The person that does this pose gets 0 bitches and will probably die a virgin. Being drunk is not a valid excuse.

Girl 1: look at this photo isn’t he cute

Girl 2: ye but look he’s only holding his pinky, middle and index finger up

Both: *proceed to projectile vomit followed by deleting the photo and ghosting him for the rest of eternity*

pinky, middle and index finger up by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

soft index 

a cock/dick which doesn't get hard erection

Amanda's boyfriend has a soft index .

soft index by Toughguyy January 4, 2008

Blowout Index 

A rating of how severe your dump is.

"That shit had a Blowout index of 9!! My guts are in pieces!"

Blowout Index by bobshirley5 July 3, 2012