hamster 

A person, usually in highschool, who wears any of the following: jansport polka dot backpacks, flare jeans, over-sized tennis shoes, those tube scarfs that are really fuzzy, ect. They can also wear Happy Bunny tees and shop at Claire's.

Hamsters kinda act like they're in middle school.

"Do you smell that gross vanilla perfume from Longs Drugs?"-Sally

"Oh yeah, I do. That must be that girl Christina. She's such a hamster"-Marvin

hamster by Lil_name-masta February 23, 2009

hamster 

your virginity; ur non sex life

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"

hamster by Elmo May 13, 2005

Hamster 

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

Hamster by Kmustrus November 6, 2017

Hamster 

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

Hamster by Dtray December 1, 2017

hamster 

dem hairy niggas

Yoo look at that hamster

hamster by G.W.Bnig December 4, 2017

hamster 

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

hamster by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018

hamster 

a small animal made of ham

my hamster looks like a pig

hamster by burstinghi February 28, 2019