Post-Gauge 

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.

"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"

Post-Gauge by OUtlET December 28, 2005

dirty gauge 

Someone who's breath smells like dog shit cause they eat it everyday every time they see a big ol pile they say hip hip hooray

Eww that dudes breath smells like dog shit he must have done a dirty gauge

dirty gauge by Greezy grim November 20, 2020

Big Gauge 

refers to a shotgun of twelve gauge, usually in a tactical configuration

Riddick: Come on, Johns. You got the big gauge...

Big Gauge by Saberslinger1 July 11, 2012

narrow gauge

A railroad whose track rails are closer together than the international standard of 4'8.5". Narrow gauge railroads are easier and cheaper to lay, can take tighter corners, and can economically handle lower traffic volumes than standard gauge railroads. They are popular in South America, Mexico, Japan, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Malaysia, and India. Some of the earliest railroads in the United States and Canada were built to narrow gauge, but were later abandoned or rebuilt to standard gauge.

The Darjeeling Himalayan railway in Nepal is narrow gauge.

narrow gauge by Zombie_Dog June 30, 2016

12 Gauge Baptism 

When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.

“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."

"that's fucked, man."

12 Gauge Baptism by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023

Office temperature gauge 

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

Office temperature gauge by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

Temperature Gauge 

A word used synonymously with the word thermometer. Usually a substitute for when you cannot think of the word thermometer.

Dillon was ridiculed when using the word temperature gauge, although the joke is on Garrett, Sean, and Charley because it is the proper usage of the word.

Temperature Gauge by Dr. Saw June 22, 2006