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pussy drought 

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.
Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"
pussy drought by stone412 December 29, 2013

poontang drought 

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
poontang drought by the_wolfy March 14, 2014

titty drought 

A situation where there is a low chance of coming in contact with any girls or titties.
Jimmy got kicked out of school for misbehaving. His parents decided to send him to an all boys private school. Jimmy was about experience the harshest titty drought in his education.
titty drought by Deededeerie May 11, 2016

Mixtape Drought 

When there is not enough mixtapes or songs for a long period of time
Yo breh were in a mixtape drought no one dropping any fire mixtapes
Mixtape Drought by WhipstarMari January 11, 2017

budd drought 

When there is a lacking of marijuana production or sells in the area
There is going to be a budd drought for a while
budd drought by Weed man 223 July 4, 2017

Death drought 

When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
The Walking Dead has had a serious death drought lately.