Declorated
Declorated by Charles downs August 5, 2022
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Decorative gourd
.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
Decorative gourd by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023
Decorating
Decorating by Alopecia February 17, 2023
decorative ribs
When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.
“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”
“Dude, you’re retarded.”
decorative ribs by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025
Kebab Decorator
This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.
Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.
A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.
A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
Kebab Decorator by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010