the delayed comeback 

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.

Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.

the delayed comeback by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010

google search comeback 

when a little bitch has nothing to say for a comeback he goes onto google and looks up your mom jokes

listen to those fucking google search comebacks.

google search comeback by josh/cody June 11, 2006

what a comeback 

1. What a comeback can mean a few things. I would say that the main usage and main definition is to go from way behind in a race (or something else), a game, even life to the place where that person is far FAR ahead of where they started from in the game, life, etc...

2. What a comeback can also be said when someone else is slamming or dissen another person, and the person comes back with a witty, smart, hard slammen comeback that tops the other person's cut down so badly that they are put to shame. Sometimes you get to watch a fight after you can say: Man! what a comeback! It aggravates the person who got slammed by the comeback.

1. Did you see the game last night?!?!? The Lions were behind 11 points in the 2nd Quarter, and then what a comeback, they tied up the score, in the 3rd Quarter - it was like they weren't the Lions anymore. I dont know what set fire to their pants; but they got a move on.

2. Person #1 - Yo' Momma so fat that when she farts in a pool they name the Hurricane!

Person #2 - Yeah, well yo Momma so fat that when she stands up the earth tilts on it's axis!

Watcher #1 - Whoa! what a comback! Hahahaha!

Person #1 to watcher #1 - "STFU'! (then he scowls at him).

what a comeback by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

O.C.C. One Character Comeback

Stands for "one character comeback." Mainly used in fighting games such as Marvel vs. Capcom 2 or Capcom vs. SNK 2. It is where you beat your opponent (more than 60% of his life) with just your last character. Definition was originally created by Megaman DS.

Justin Wong OCCd Desmond by killing off all 3 of his characters with just 1% life left only on his Cable.

O.C.C. One Character Comeback by Hellfromabove May 13, 2005

Calamari Comeback 

Violent diarrhea resulting from eating fried calamari that's been sitting out too long on a Rhode Island beach.

"The Calamari Comeback state of Rhode Island"

Calamari Comeback by lxmatt August 20, 2020

Awsome comeback

use when ur out of comebacks

Person 1. your mums sooo fat that when she do the tai chi she too slow.

Awsome comeback BELOW!!

Person 2. i have no comeback... coz i left all my cum back in ur mum!

Awsome comeback by GSTR February 23, 2011

Max Comeback 

A type of pathetic comeback that one uses when he/she is too stupid to think of anything else.

Person 1: Dude, you're gay.
Person 2: No, YOU'RE Gay.

Person 1: Haha. Nice hair.
Person 2: No, YOU have nice hair.

Person 1: You suck at making comebacks.
Person 2: No, you suck at making comebacks.
Person 1: Fucking Max Comeback....

Max Comeback by MaxIsSexy April 25, 2009