cement sandwich 

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

cement sandwich by KTitties May 17, 2014

Cement Body 

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.

After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.

Cement Body by ll008 October 22, 2015

Cement hooch 

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

Cement hooch by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

cement slippers 

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

cement slippers by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

Cement brick 

A white female with too much of makeup and plastic botox , white,pale,model,stripper

Bro1: I dick burns from last night with that white stripper.
Bro2: that's what you get for fucking with that cement brick...

Cement brick by Holeasfuck May 16, 2019

Cement Mixer 

A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.

Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.

Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”

Cement Mixer by Bucklesquack August 3, 2020

cement poisoning 

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

cement poisoning by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020