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Just another way that the parents can intoxicate their kids with something that the kids will like, excpet they put shit into it so that the kids will get hurt,and when the kids get older their parents will tell them on Halloween to check their candy,but they wont they will think its all a lie, so thye will eat it find the razorblade embeded into their gums go cry to their mommies and not know where the fuk that candy came from.
"Every1 Check Their Candy For Drugs Or Razorblades"(Timmy's Moms Friend) "Hey Timmy Dont Listen To Her Shes Just Lieing Just Go Ahead And Eat Ur Candy"(Bob Timmy's Best Friend) "Ok It Seems Fine"(Timmy) *Timmy Bites Down On The Candy And Notices Something Hard, He Keeps Chewing* "Ow My Gums Hurt Alot....I Wonder Y? "(Timmy) " Mayb Their Is A Razorblade In Your Candy"(Bob) *Bob Laughs Not Knowing Hes Right* "Hey Bob U Were Right It Is A Razorblade....Wat A Fuker Who Did Dis"(Tim) Fuking Friends Dont Trust Them All The Times. :D
Candy by Wentrot December 28, 2005
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The best Pearson ever. Easy to fall in love with. Also called shorty.
Candy is the best
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candy by Coollinks November 2, 2020
Can be sweet or sour just depends on how you treat her or if it's a bipolar day then you'll get sour so watch out
I love to eat candy
Candy by Holly molly November 7, 2020
1.a sugar product
2. a character from anime show glitter force
candy the pixie
candy by Math girl 10 March 23, 2021
P1: I'm gonna pet candy.
P2: woah you gonna pet a sweet we must be trippin ballz.
candy by yardardar March 24, 2021
something kids would pay $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for
5 year old me loved candy
candy by johny fucking depp April 9, 2021