farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

farting spiders by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

Texas Slider by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

Ink Slider 

Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.

Man! David was being a real Ink Slider today during japanese class

Ink Slider by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

vinaigrette slider 

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.

My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.

vinaigrette slider by jedbob December 11, 2009

well im not here to fuck spiders 

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well im not here to fuck spiders by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

Nike Slides 

The infamous slide that brings all races, genders, and backgrounds together by wearing a slip on sandal that is sleek yet elegant and can be matched with anything commonly worn with socks.

Look down everyone is wearing there Nike Slides

Nike Slides by Kingofkings69420 May 12, 2018

crotch spiders 

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

crotch spiders by huskerbob November 4, 2015