queef 

An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.

1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.

queef by nick863 April 19, 2006

queef 

vaginal fart after having sex

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef

queef by gee wiz December 28, 2005

Queef 

1. A vaginal fart during intercourse, usually in the doggystyle position

2. A man who is rude, stupid and northern. May make up meeting famous people to make himself look better.

1. She queefed when I took her from behind.
2. Queef is going to meet Hugo Boss today

Queef by JustCod March 15, 2013

Queef 

when the tiny unicorn that lives inside your vagina, farts.

oh the unicorn has gas it queef

Queef by mermacoin. February 25, 2017

Queef 

When air gets into the vagina during sex, and gets forced back out. It sounds like a fart, but it isn’t one. Mainly happens during doggy-style. Completely normal in all females.

She queefed during doggy

Queef by Skaoajsoaox December 9, 2017

Queef 

A pussy fart.

"Hey man, I heard you slept with Rachel"

"Yeah man, but she queefed on me the whole time".

Queef by MIchael Sera January 8, 2019

Queef 

an adjective used to describe something as really good

Yes girlie that's so queef!

Queef by HancockBalls November 1, 2022