pot smoking poncho 

a baja sweatshirt commonly worn while hitting some kind bud :]

hey, you got shit? i see youre wearing your pot smoking poncho, so you wanna hit some?

pot smoking poncho by comfortablynumb420 September 15, 2010

Pigs in a Poncho 

When you take a wieners or sausage and wrap it with a tortilla. The Mexican version of a bagel dog, hot dog and pigs in a blanket.

"Why did you bring tortillas to the BBQ if we're only cooking hot dogs? "

"So we can wrap the dogs with tortillas instead of buns...you know...pigs in a poncho..."

Pigs in a Poncho by G Lopez January 5, 2012

fish stick poncho

a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.

Late night booty call with a stranger calls for a fish stick poncho.

fish stick poncho by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014

rolling poncho 

When you are using a condom and after you come... you "roll" the condom off into a surprise creampie.

I totally rolling poncho -ed Carmen.

rolling poncho by handyherbcock October 12, 2013

Turtle Poncho 

The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.

Turtle ponchos were sold.

Turtle Poncho by Chancla Thrower is wrong February 20, 2019

backward poncho 

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.

Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it

backward poncho by AJ castellini April 8, 2008

Picnic Rug Poncho 

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

Picnic Rug Poncho by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014