millie mayer 

A gorgeous girly,

so so sweet,
can never live without her,
Everybody loves millie Mayer because of her lovingness and kindness she has for her mates.

Can we go see Millie Mayer because she’s amazing.
I love millie Mayer because her personality is so so nice.

millie mayer by Saucysausages😉 February 19, 2018

michael mayer 

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

michael mayer by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

John Mayer'd by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

tanner mayer 

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty

Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer

tanner mayer by Dhne January 28, 2020

Will Mayer 

Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.

Oh look there goes Will Mayer!

Will Mayer by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020

Will Mayer 

Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.

Oh look there goes Will Mayer!

Will Mayer by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020

John Mayer 

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age

John Mayer by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023