Knob nose 

Sticking your nose in about a dispute when you weren't even there and then being wrong

"Shut up you (knob nose), you weren't even there "

Knob nose by Jo peep September 30, 2015

knob head 

British slang
Translates to dick head

He's just a knob head with no knob.

knob head by Cate December 11, 2003

Knob Polisher 

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!

She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!

Knob Polisher by Overdrive December 28, 2005

knob gobblin 

one who enjoys fellatio

That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!

knob gobblin by el jefe November 25, 2003

Knob Nibbler 

A woman who loves nothing more than to orally pleasure a man. Often without exchange of money or goods.

"After the 'knob nibbler' swallowed my kids, she got off the bus. I did'nt even get her name."

Knob Nibbler by 04GTO February 12, 2009

Knob Juice 

Slang word for piss.

"Dude, don't squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a piss, I don't want knob juice in my drink"

Knob Juice by steve kestrels January 14, 2010

Knob Conkers 

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

Knob Conkers by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013