Jersey is a depressed emo who regularly gets physically abused by his parents. Jersey is good looking, good at sports, and is a all round lad. Jersey is known to talk to himself and be a little bit special.
the shit stain in the underpants of america, it is worse than minnesota, wyoming and oklahoma combined, and thats bad nigga
Setting:Baltimore
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles
(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)