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To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.
Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”

Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”

Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”

Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”
Jersey by RipSquad August 14, 2020
Jersey is a depressed emo who regularly gets physically abused by his parents. Jersey is good looking, good at sports, and is a all round lad. Jersey is known to talk to himself and be a little bit special.
Corrr, jersey is looking well emo!
Damm did you see that pass from jersey?
Jersey by Craig detain Me November 23, 2021
“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”
Jersey by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022
me: i fucking hate jersey!!
other person: wtf is wrong with you twink?
jersey by gage1 April 24, 2023
Guernsey but with a McDonalds
Jersey is made up of a bunch of frogs.
Jersey by FP YT November 20, 2023

[Jersey] 

the shit stain in the underpants of america, it is worse than minnesota, wyoming and oklahoma combined, and thats bad nigga
Setting:Baltimore
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga
Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles

(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)
[Jersey] by Letmeholla January 24, 2009