fuck up cunt 

Australian slang. The rough meaning being, "Please sir, would you be slightly quieter, and/or avail yourself to the nearest exit."

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Fuck up cunt.

fuck up cunt by MonstahSlayah October 6, 2021

fuck up your shit 

/v/ to disturb a second person's situation, belongings, or bodily person; to mess up another's nest, home ground, domicile or living situation through intentional or callous disregard; to cause a second person inconvenience, discomfort, or unwanted intrusion.

Jules: "That's cool man. We' don't wanna fuck up your shit."

Jimmie: "You don't wanna fuck up my shit? Well, you're fucking up my shit right now! And you'll be fucking up my shit BIG TIME if Bonnie get home. So you got to make some calls? You gotta call some people? Well do it!"

"Pulp Fiction" (1994)

fuck up your shit by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 7, 2010

Fuck-up cup 

In beer pong or similar drinking games, the fuck-up cup is one cup which has substantially more beer than all the others. This often causes the partner of the pourer to argue that they don't have to drink it when that cup is taken during the game.

You're the one who filled it wrong Jay, I'm not drinking the fuck-up cup!

Fuck-up cup by Brian F- September 20, 2006

Fuck up an Anvil 

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil

Fuck up an Anvil by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

fuck up some stamps 

To buy or eat a lot of food at once. use more punches in dining halls than one would on a normal day in college, use more food stamps/EBT funds than normal.

Derived from food using food stamps and fuck up some commas, this is how people on that EBT say munch.

Bruh i just pulled 5 jibs, im boutta fuck up some stamps tonight
I just did some ghetto stock trading and now i have an extra $100 for food this week. When my boys pull up, we boutta go to walmart and fuck up some stamps, ya heard

fuck up some stamps by Prill. October 17, 2018

fuck-up tard 

a complete and utter loser(a guy likely) who attempts to sleep with 2 best friends within 1 week of each other; fuck-up tards continue to be made fun of years later since they are such complete and utter losers!; aka Mohktar or Mucky

"Man....what a fuck-up tard he is!"

fuck-up tard by Amez July 2, 2006

fuck up some comma's 

Blow an excessive amount of money

Let's fuck up some comma's

fuck up some comma's by FREEBANDZ November 21, 2014