ancient mariner

a weather beaten looking male with large sideburns and stubble. possible wearer of glasses. has large amounts of sailing experience. many people use the ancient mariner as a scapegoat, this is mainly due to his calm temper similar to that of the mediteran sea. however sometimes the mariner will use terms such as "loww it" and "SPARR" to express agrivation. the mariners natural enemys are the kracken (deceased)1250-2008 and spartacus march 1992-present. Mariners tend to have very attractive sisters that generally tend to be a year older than the ancient mariner himself.

Hobbies include; Sailing the seven seas, Smoking on the stinky boodah, Online gaming

"ahhhh mariner bay"

"old ancient mariner when did you get back from sailing?"

"oi ancient mariner pass the greenary"

ancient mariner by Big B and Fox November 10, 2009

Ancient Damnation 

Words Juliet says in Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet as a angry pulse

Ancient damnation, O most wicked fiend!
Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn
Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue Which she hath praised him with above compare So many thousand times? Go, counselor.
Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain. I’ll to the Friar to know his remedy.
If all else fail, myself have power to die.

Ancient Damnation by MrShensdinner October 30, 2019

Ancient Greek 

When two heterosexual men have sexual intercourse together not because they are attracted to men but because they want get off using something other than a hand, sex toy, female, etc.

"Nah bro. Chad and I aren't gay, we are just Ancient Greek for eachother.

Ancient Greek by ComaradeJake July 22, 2017

ancient wall hax 

hax used by only the most skilled of pwnzors. They come from the golden age of wall hax.

"oh dang keith you just got pwnd!"
"no dude thats gay he's using ancient wall hax"
"what a pwnzor"

ancient wall hax by MOTP April 25, 2008

ancient methology 

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

ancient methology by QuacksO March 3, 2017

ancient alien guy 

A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.

Ancient alien guy: never meant what they said: girls.

ancient alien guy by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017

ancient meme 

Technically A Meme You have Seen Before. Doesn't Matter if it is A Minute or a Second Ago. It is ancient.

Maurys: Y'all still Talk?
Mush: Nah
Maurys: Why though?
Mush: Nigga Tagged me in an Ancient Meme.
Maurys: I get You.

ancient meme by Maurys Gaucho April 19, 2018