Happy Heavenly Birthday 

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.

Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!

Happy Heavenly Birthday by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023

Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.

Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

Ninja Birthday by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010

Crappy Birthday 

An insulting way of saying "Happy Birthday" to someone

Guy 1: "It's my birthday today!"
Guy 2: "Well crappy birthday for making me break up with my girlfriend"

Crappy Birthday by AceOfSpadesProduc100 October 4, 2014

snowy birthday 

Getting semen everywhere in a sexual act preformed on your birthday.
Must be in your birthday suit for it to work.

I will give you a snowy birthday.
Would you like a snowy birthday.

snowy birthday by Snowybirthday November 18, 2016

quackitys birthday

quackitys birthday(s) are december 28th, feb 14th. both days are days to celebrate the famous Mexican gamer quackityhq on twitch.

hey, happy valentines day!
no, its quackitys birthday, idiot.
who is that?
twitch.tv/QuackityHQ
ohh ok

quackitys birthday by ojinanimateinsanity April 19, 2021

April 22nd Birthday 

People who were born on April 22 are extremely talented individuals who can rise very high in the world. Yet, being unconventional, they may choose to ignore obvious opportunities. Although they have considerable talent for handling money, they have very little respect for material possessions.

i have a April 22nd birthday (•‿•)

April 22nd Birthday by korihehee January 18, 2022

dirty birthday 

The anniversary of the day you were diagnosed or infected with HIV.

On Harry's Dirty Birthday, we're going to break into his apartment and dirty up the place a bit for him.

dirty birthday by D-D-D-Dirty May 13, 2008