A slice of cakepurchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.
After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.
Hebrew name that literally means almond. Used to refer to soneone who may not exist and is very funny and intelligent. Will probably have the last named Even (pronounced like Evan)