Sam 

Sam pulls hella bongs every day! Seems really shy at first but the more you get to know him the more you realise how much more you laugh and smile. Sam is very sarcastic at times but it sure makes you laugh. He takes a while to open up but when he finally does all you see is a beautiful soul that has a couple scratch’s. You can tell him anything and everything and your words will be kept safe.

Person 1 “dam that person can pull hella bongs!”

Person 2 “I know it’s because he’s a sam man”

Sam by Mystery girl in the world September 21, 2021

sam 

sam is gay asf but won’t admit it even though we all accept him for who he is for his pride

sam is a wetty

sam by nat nae nae September 27, 2021

Sam 

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

Sam by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021

sam 

😎cool kid
hawt🥵

wyatt m: damn that guy is so hot
dean: yea must be a sam

joe: *walks by sam*
joe: wow he's so cool

sam by Mommy👁 October 15, 2021

Sam 

Sams are smart people and likes to sit on downys

Sam sat on the downy

Sam by Bitch licks October 17, 2021

Sam 

some sort of great guy who can always make you laugh, he also has some sort of boat that really needs to be fixed, some sort of sister named Sarah, and some sort of colleague named Bucky.

AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson

Sam: You were supposed to go right, it's in every action movie!"

Sam by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021

Sam 

Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done

Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..

Sam by AnAccurateSource November 2, 2021