Neck Yourself 

Slang for giving yourself a hickey

Lily: Can I have a hickey?
Jhon : No thot go neck yourself.

Neck Yourself by John989898 October 10, 2019

go clone yourself! 

When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass

After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!

go clone yourself! by HannahKraus February 25, 2009

drive yourself away 

a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time

Since gtfo by itself is too boorish rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically 'get lost' by simply walking away.

drive yourself away by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2014

outdicked yourself 

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

outdicked yourself by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

give yourself a q 

A vine that a gay kid named Hector says

Hector : give yourself a q
Kid : shutup you gay faggot touch my computer one more time and I will beat the shit out of you

give yourself a q by roman reigns superman punch sp September 8, 2016

Give yourself 2 

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight

Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat

Give yourself 2 by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

peen yourself 

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

peen yourself by Peen master June 8, 2016