A generation of people born between 2013 and 2028, predating Gen Beta (2029 - 2044) and succeeding Gen Z (1997-2012). Most Gen Alphas will be born to
Millennials and Gen Zers. Since most members of Gen Alpha are under 10 years old and are still unaware of Twitter, it is unpredictable to see how they will act on
the Internet after being exposed to CocoMelon, Baby Shark, their potentially toxic parents and other outside factors. Gen Alphas are similar to Gen Z in that they have also grown up with smartphones, tablets, and
the Internet, but different in that they watch stuff (CocoMelon and Baby Shark) that PewDiePie's 9-year-old army (consisting entirely of Gen Zers) strongly despise.
* September 4, 2067, in a
YouTube comment section *
Michael (Gen Z, born November 18, 1998, age 68): Wow, PewDiePie's already dead? After 77 years? Back in my day I used to watch him get destroyed by CocoMelon, despite the 100 million+ count of 9-year-olds subscribed to him!
Jason (Gen Alpha, born June 9, 2023, age 44): I loved CocoMelon ever since I were 2 years old, so you will have to show me some πΏπ²ππ½π²π°π.
Michael: CocoMelon is destroying little kid's minds with the overabundance of color and saturation in their videos and thumbnails. And don't even get me started on how much one of the 45-minute CocoMelon compilations would be mentally damaging!
Jason: I'm still alive after 44 years, and so is the rest of the 2-year-old army! Thank you, Susan Wojcicki IV for giving everyone the right to instantly ban each other's accounts and punch them out dead through their brand-new iPhone 57 Pro Max Plus Ultra++++!
* hits the huge "Instant ban and kill button", which isn't illegal thanks to
mentally retarded Donald Trump VI (born February 18, 2057, age 15) which also made the age of consent 8 and allowed anyone to become president, sending the country into near-anarchy*
Jason: Rest in thousands of pieces Michael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO